“The Internet is a good way to get on the net.”–Bob Dole
I preferred the candidate that did not need such enhancement. Credit: Edward Cropper. Click image for link.
The above quote has to be the best thing Yogi Berra never said. But I digress even before I get started.
With increased traffic comes increased search engine hits. With increased search engine hits comes more great, completely irrelevant material. I won’t bore you with repeating the whole story, if you missed the first installment of this feature, you can read it here. So without further ado, let’s see what some of the less-than-sentient beings out there have been up to–here are more search engine queries that somehow found this blog, each followed, as usual, by my astute analysis. (Image credit: Edward Cropper)
Vidoe— noe kiddinck?
Stupid names for your entertainment–I already covered that in detail here, but how about….hmmm….Adam Sandler movies?
Equaions (sic!) in everyday life–the search engines speak Klingon now.
Examples of square roots in real life–my response is too terrifying for a family blog. Click here if you must know the answer. (Actually, it’s really worth the click 😀 )
Satir Kipec–Nagrado žirija lahko podeli (I hope that’s not obscene–I copied it from the start of the first link this search term returned.)
Figure X. Schipperke [Pronunciation: Skip-it; Origin, Dutch: Little S&$^%#–er, I mean Little Captain] Noun: 1. A Furry black dog of Belgian origin 2. Trouble waiting to happen
Examples of squares in everyday life–Bob Dole and Howard Walowitz.
Did Schrödinger’s cat blow up?–No, but it did come away with a hickey.
Malenium (sic!) conjectures–guys don’t conjecture; we just take wild guesses.
We also write wild blog posts. Stay tuned. There are evidently bound to be more of these.
