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Cosmic Quote #118

If the technological Singularity can happen, it will.”–Vernor Vinge

Ray Kurzweil might throw a fit over this.

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Cosmic Quote #117

“On Halloween, the parents send their kids out dressed like me.”–Rodney Dangerfield

Poor Rodney. Seventeen years dead and still no respect. Trick or Treat!

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Cosmic Quote #116

“One martini is all right. Two are too many. Three are not enought.”–James Thurber

I could use one right about now.

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Cosmic Quote #115

“The tiger springs in the new year.  Us he devours..”–TS Elliott

Let’s hope that 2021 is kinder to us all.  Calendar, or fiscal.

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Cosmic Quote #112

“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”–Groucho Marx

What the world needs now is more Grouchos and fewer grouches.”–me

Don’t look now, but most annual deductibles for health insurance in the US now cost a lot more than most people made in a year back in Groucho’s day.  Indeed, the world needs more Grouchos.

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Cosmic Quote #109

“You call it procrastinaion; I call it thinking.”–Aaron Sorkin

It seems there is a theory that procrastinators are more creative.  Aha!  So the fact that I am years behind on the other threads on this blog should be proof positive that I’m incubating more brilliant ideas to dazzle you with.  Right!? Or maybe I’m just lazy…

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Cosmic Quote #108

“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.”–Phyllis Diller

Hmm.  Thanksgiving is the only day of the year my wife cooks.  I suppose you can say it takes her a year to stuff the turkey.  Wait–we are visiting relatives this year.  The next one will take two years.  Happy stuffing day.

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Cosmic Quote #107

“I’m so ugly, when I open the door for trick-or-treaters, the kids give me candy.”–Rodney Dangerfield

Ah, poor Rodney.  Who else would be born in ready-made Halloween costume?  Enjoy the spookiest day of the year, and don’t let those ghouls get to you.

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Cosmic Quote #106

“Life is wasted on the living.”–Douglas Adams

If anybody is counting, I’m pretty sure Mr. Adams has had more quotes in this series than anybody else.  He should probably have his own series.  Let’s hope this isn’t wasted on the late author:  today is the 40th anniversary of the publishing of The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy.  Happy Birthday, Arthur Dent!  I bet you can’t wait until he turns 42.

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Cosmic Quote #105

“I’m a peripheral visionary.  I can see the future but only way off to the side.”–Steven Wright

Oh, my. What does Friday taste like?  Where are those “future of food” people when you need them?    (I might add that any professional futurist knows that you have to look way off to the side, as well as straight ahead, to get any idea of what the future might really hold).

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