“On Halloween, the parents send their kids out dressed like me.”–Rodney Dangerfield
Poor Rodney. Seventeen years dead and still no respect. Trick or Treat!
Cosmic Quote #107
October 29, 2019 by Leave a Comment
“I’m so ugly, when I open the door for trick-or-treaters, the kids give me candy.”–Rodney Dangerfield
Ah, poor Rodney. Who else would be born in ready-made Halloween costume? Enjoy the spookiest day of the year, and don’t let those ghouls get to you.
Photo Op #7–Halloweirdos
October 28, 2013 by 8 Comments
“I haven’t seen my analyst in 200 years. If I had been going all this time, I’d probably be cured by now.”–Woody Allen, as Miles Monroe, in Sleeper.
“We should have had sex, but there weren’t enough people.”–Diane Keaton, as Luna Schlosser, in Sleeper.
Halloween does bring out the weirdos. In this case me, emulating one of my favorite personages to quote, and my better half. The characters are from the Woody Allen 1973 classic, Sleeper, which in my estimation is one of the funniest movies ever made. His comic genius reached an apex with great gags, including the orb, the orgasmatron and the discovery of a 200 year old Volkswagen Beetle that started up on the first try.
We’ll get stoned with the orb. We would have brought the orgasmatron, but it wouldn’t fit in the car.
Gimme that! (Don’t we look just like Diane and Woody?)
The original orgsasmatron. Woohoo!
The original Woody!
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