“The main reason Santa is jolly is he knows where all the bad girls live.”–George Carlin
Hmmm.I Wonder what he’s looking for…(www.savagechickens.com, click for link)
I knew there was a reason I was jealous of the guy. I also now know what he is doing the other 364 days while the elves are making all the toys. At any rate, this non-theistic, almost-atheist existentialist wishes you a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Season’s Greetings, happy pagan winter solstice, or whatever it is you celebrate.
The Millennium Conjectures™ 
Maybe I should see if I can get his cheat-sheet somehow…
Hmmm. Sounds like a plan. 😉