“The average Thanksgiving dinner takes 18 hours to prepare and 12 minutes to consume. The average football halftime is 12 minutes long. This is not a coincidence.”–Erma Bombeck
“Most Texans think Hanukkah is a duck call.”–Richard Lewis
If all this isn’t enough, my wife is actually preparing a rutabaga as part of our dinner. After all the jokes about rutabagas herein, when I actually held one I thought it was a misshapen duck pin bowling ball. Happy Turkey Day to all.
The Millennium Conjectures™ 
Great photo! Happy Thanksgiv_ _ _ _ _! To you… Clutter minds are definitely Punchyish don’t you think?
Excellent quote. 🙂
Despair not, Mr. Sackler, my Dad also prepared rutabaga (which he grew himself) as part of our Thanksgiving dinner… with the biggest turkey drumsticks you could imagine, which I ate 😉
It tastes like turnips (the rutabaga, not the drumstick)
12 minutes to eat T-day dinner. That’s pretty slow, don’t you think?
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