If it’s good enough for the networks, it’s good enough for me. So for the next week, MCN (Millennium Conjecture Network) will fill dead air with some awesome blasts from the past. Those of you who joined the class late can catch up, those of you who were early adapters can review or take a nap. The new season starts when we return from Xanadu. Cheers!
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
– Groucho Marx
Let’s get this straight. In case you were getting the impression that this blog is the ranting of an intellectual snob, I present contrary exhibit A.
Would a snob of any kind have a friend like this?
Here’s the story. As I emerged from the Milford Indoor Tennis club after a regular Sunday morning game of doubles, I noticed that one of the guys in our group, Bob Dolan, had parked his minivan in an unusual manner. It was facing down a slight incline, backed up to the curb, with a wooden block placed in front of the rear left wheel.
“What’s with the block,” I inquired..
“My parking brake doesn’t work.,” Bob replied.
“What about your PARK gear?”
“That doesn’t work either!”
“Wow,” I said, “what did you have to do to park on that incline? Have two guys hold it in place while you put the block there?”
At which point, I took the following video, narration by Harvey Ellis. Another of my buddies, Bruce Marien, observed that this won’t go viral, but it might go fungal!
(by the way, to add to the insanity, that thing tied via bungee cord under the front bumper on the driver’s side is the cars’ computer!)