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Cosmic Quote #122

“The work is important and mysterious.”–Mark S. (Severance, Season 1, Episode 4)

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Okay, I may be a Mark S., but I am not severed. I am mysterious and important, though! 😁

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Cosmic Quote #121

“History does not repeat itself, but it often rhymes.”–Mark Twain

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It’s time to start rhyming and get this blog going again.

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Cosmic Quote #120

“First you forget names. Then you forget faces. Then you forget to zip your fly up. Then you forget to zip your fly down.”–George Burns on old age.

And you thought I was dead. 

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Cosmic Quote #119

“A rising tide lifts all boats.”–popular stock market axiom

“At low tide, everything stinks.”–my apropos corollary to the above axiom, considering current markets

Need I say more? To all those young meme stock investors out there: welcome to the real world.

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Cosmic Quote #118

If the technological Singularity can happen, it will.”–Vernor Vinge

Ray Kurzweil might throw a fit over this.

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Cosmic Quote #117

“On Halloween, the parents send their kids out dressed like me.”–Rodney Dangerfield

Poor Rodney. Seventeen years dead and still no respect. Trick or Treat!

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Cosmic Quote #116

“One martini is all right. Two are too many. Three are not enought.”–James Thurber

I could use one right about now.

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Cosmic Quote #115

“The tiger springs in the new year.  Us he devours..”–TS Elliott

Let’s hope that 2021 is kinder to us all.  Calendar, or fiscal.

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Cosmic Quote #113: Pi Day

“I wanted to be clever, but being funny came first. That’s how you know someone is clever. They don’t come out and tell you pi to 13 places – they tell you a joke.”–Ricky Gervais

Happy 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 …Day.

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Cosmic Quote #112

“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”–Groucho Marx

What the world needs now is more Grouchos and fewer grouches.”–me

Don’t look now, but most annual deductibles for health insurance in the US now cost a lot more than most people made in a year back in Groucho’s day.  Indeed, the world needs more Grouchos.