“The only reason I wouldn’t go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump”–London mayor Boris Johnson
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Don’t worry, Boris. You can always come to New York while he’s off making an ass of himself at the Iowa caucuses next month. I can’t say the same for the risk of running into Donald Duck at Disneyworld.
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Fabulous! You can’t beat our brilliant Boris to say things as they are. The non-cartoon version of Donald is really causing quite a stir. More Mickey Mouse than Donald Duck I would say 😉
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