“If god had meant us to play soccer, he wouldn’t have given us arms.”–Mike Ditka
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If god had meant us to spend this much time online, we would have been born with a modem. Personally, soccer sort of bores me. I can’t wait for the world cup to be over so I can go back to being bored watching baseball, tennis and golf.
The Millennium Conjectures™ 
Living in Germany, now, is quite horrific if you don’t like soccer. I watched almost every match this year…
Gasp! “Bores”? I played soccer all my life, and through 2 colleges. I still get twitchy when I watch it like I have to go kick something. God gave us arms for the throw-ins. 😉
Is that why you do the martial arts stuff? I was just kidding, anyway Very few sports bore me.