If there is anything I have learned in my ten months or so of blogging, it is that there are people out there in the blogosphere who are almost as warped as I am. Case in point: Essa Alroc, who won the most recent BLAHS just reciprocated by featuring me on her blog. In keeping with my habit of shameless self-promotion, I now present you with that interview. Warning: the combination of her craziness and mine could cause your computer to explode.
Subject: Mark Sackler of The Millennium Conjectures; A Blog of the Ridiculous and Sublime
Location: A veterinary office in Connecticut
I arrive at my veterinarian’s home with my 9 pound dog in my purse. I normally wouldn’t show up at my vet’s house, but this is an emergency.
A woman comes to the door. “May I help you?”
I tug my dog out of my purse and thrust her into the vets arms. “She ate all my birth control pills.”
Dr. Sackler takes Sophia. “I’ll take a look, but I doubt she’ll have any serious problems.”
“Actually, I was just hoping to get a new birth control prescription?”
The doctor rolls her eyes. “I can’t do that…but I will happily spay you.”
“I’ll pass.” I push my way into the house. “Can I wait in here?”
“Sure, just don’t touch anything.” I take a seat on the couch as I…
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