“First you forget names. Then you forget faces. Then you forget to zip your fly up. Then you forget to zip your fly down.”–George Burns on old age.

And you thought I was dead. 

“A rising tide lifts all boats.”–popular stock market axiom

“At low tide, everything stinks.”–my apropos corollary to the above axiom, considering current markets

Need I say more? To all those young meme stock investors out there: welcome to the real world.