“What most people don’t understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That’s why they’re always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there’s possibly some connection between aliens and golf.”–Alice Cooper
Does Alice Cooper have inside information? Maybe he is an alien?
Anyway, if you watched any of this past weekend’s U.S. Open golf championship, it’s worth considering that Chambers Bay was designed for aliens. Or maybe by aliens.
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The Millennium Conjectures™ 
Ahhh…. it all makes so much more sense to me now! I had never realized this connection!
C’mon Dave, I’m a golfer. That’s proof enough!! 😛
Alice Cooper is a modern philosopher. And yes, I should have considered the golf/aliens link. 🙂
My friend (former high school classmate, now comedian and America’s Got Talent runner-up, Taylor Williamson, had a good aliens joke:
“People say that stonehenge was built by aliens. What’s the big deal? Aliens built my driveway, and they didn’t even charge much money!”