Now for something completely ridiculous
Okay. You were promised ridiculous as well as sublime, so here goes. But be forewarned: sublime posts are speculative; ridiculous ones are not.
The Millennium Conjectures are speculations, guesses, wild assumptions. The Sackler Laws are not. They are not conjectures. They are not theories, nor hypothesis, nor speculation, nor guesses.
They are absolutely immutable laws of the universe. So you have been warned, and with that I present Sackler Law #1:
The Law of Bumper Sticker Activism
A person with one political bumper sticker on their car is a person with a cause.
A person with two political bumper stickers on their car is an activist.
A person with three or more bumper stickers of any kind on their car is a complete nut case!
As previously stated, this law is absolute, immutable, and not open to debate. It matters not the persuasion: liberal, conservative, moderate, authoritarian, libertarian, religious, atheist, vegan, cannibalistic, tea party, green party, toga party. It’s all the same. I have spoken. End of discussion. Next question please! (For a complementary, but not competing view on the subject of bumper stickers, click here.) Text in this post ©2012 Mark Sackler