“The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”–Gilbert K. Chesterton
While poems about cheese may be few and far between, there is no shortage of cheesy poetry, especially on the web. Far be it for me to not to jump on that band wagon. So, until some cheese-related phrases start turning up in my search terms, I’ll have to settle for cheesy. You, like the chickens at left, are more than free to ignore me. The rules, once again, for search term haiku, are as follows:
- Every phrase must come from search terms actually used to find this blog, per my WordPress stats page.
- The poems must follow the accepted Anglicized format of the traditional Japanese art form: three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables respectively.
- Each line must constitute an actual individual search term phrase, verbatim. The only changes allowed are punctuation and truncation. (Phrases may be taken from within search terms).
- Words may not be changed or rearranged. Typos and misspellings must not be corrected.
- Phrases may be combined or extended to multiple lines, as long as the previous four conditions are met.
When you are done ignoring the haiku below, you can ignore more of them here. These were a bit harder to construct, folks. Cheesy search term haiku requires cheesy search terms queries; get out there and throw me some Gouda.
of Mark Twain quotes
Three Course Meal
Dog swallowed brillo,
and Schrödinger’s Cat
Meow vs. Woof
How to count like cat?
My schipperke is clever
I am alone in
Millard Fillmore’s Bathtub blog
with Pepe Le Pou*
Real life example
of Lindsay Lohan cup size